Death Hornets, Protesters, and a One-Eyed Cat.
- americanmaniaczc
- May 4, 2020
- 3 min read
Here at American Maniac nothing is off limits that I will call out, on all sides. I first went after you bored snitches, and now I'll direct my ire at the America First re-open protesters.
Dear Protesters, let’s break down all the nonsense subplots you are getting tangled up in that are in turn actually distracting from a healthy and smart attempt to reopen. Which by the way, I'm all for. Although I do have to admit I’m way more interested in the arrival of the Asian Death Hornets, and wanting to adopt a one-eyed cat, than in any of you sign-waggers. There is no more of a turn off for me than activism; right or left. So I will focus on you possibly well intended psychopaths for a bit. Because in the end you’re full of it, and I’ll prove how full of it you all are rather easily, and quickly. Then I can get back to googling actual interesting issues; like the death hornets, and adopting disabled pets.
So you’re an America first? Anti-China Protester? No you’re not. You're caught up in a fashion trend the same way teenagers in the Mid-90's were obsessed with JNCO jeans, and Ecko t-shirts.
I'll begin by mapping out just a few of the real easy things you would need to do, to be a real deal America First/Anti-China activist- whatever that means? To me it’s as boring, and shallow as an anti-Trump rally. It all means nothing towards what is really important in life.
Here's just a quick few things you would HAVE TO DO for the rest of your life to be this so called modern day patriot you claim to be.
-Never shop at Walmart or any corporate box store ever again. 99% of products are from China, or other Asian countries. It won't ever be any different. At least not in our lifetime.
-Support local businesses every chance you get. No matter how much more expensive it is in comparison to the heavy hitter corporations.
-One last rule, and it's the most important for me. Maybe because I have sweat, gotten drunk, and grown to create long lasting friendships with illegal immigrant restaurant workers. Never...ever...ever...and I mean EVER order a pizza again. For real, you’re not allowed to eat pizza. Because I can guarantee you 100% of all the pizzas you have ordered for your family on “Pizza Fridays,” have been made by an illegal alien. Yes, not Chinese. But, if the crux of your protests are solely focused on America First; you need to then realize you’re not allowed to reap the benefits of anything that is created, or comes from something rooted in illegal immigration, or international commerce.
If you stuck to what you claim to believe in so deeply, you would be naked, with no home, no food, and no day to day basic living necessities. You’re own movement is suicide. Just relax and enjoy life. Worry about your own house, your own family’s culture, and survival.
That’s the major problem with the right and the left. Everyone is stuck in a global grandiose comic book philosophy. Enough. You barely know what is going on culturally, and politically in the town over from you; you think you can truly grasp the Geo-political landscape? Even if you could, why would you want to?! Stop thinking globally, and start thinking locally. Just as Pauly Shore ignorantly said at the start of the 90's comedy classic Bio-Dome:
"You're thinking too globally, you have to act locally."
Pauly was proven wrong in that flick. But, his trademark weasel line holds a lot of merit for the basis of some healthy advice for all of us going forward. It should be the moral of this Corona Funky Lock-Down, Shake-Down, Boogie-Down, Pandemic story. But It won’t be, it should be, but it won't. Once this is opened back up, America First will be roaring like the empty vessel it is, and Trump is a Nazi will be shouted from the rooftops till the end of time.
Makes no difference to me I’ll have a beer with people on both sides, because going forward all I’m going to care about is friends, and family.
Don't take my word for it, let Pauly tell you what's up.
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